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Joke of the Day
"Guys, enough with the fat jokes.. Can't you see I've got enough on my plate already"
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"If a baby horse swears at it's mother, would this be classed as foal language?"
"What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with? An alarm, you pervert!"
"I built an electric fence around my house. My neighbour is dead against it."
"Wait in a dressing room until an employee comes to ask if they can help. Answer yes, pause, then say, ""But I need to be able to trust you"""
"Spent 15 damn minutes looking for my phone in the car last night while using my phone as a light, yup that high.."
"My phone keeps going missing Serves me right for leaving it on airplane mode"
"A guy in Saudi Arabia once masturbated, breaking the law of the land. His name? Sheik Dawood."
"I heard that the majority of car accidents happen within 15 minutes of home So I decided to move 30 minutes away"
"If it was Raining Men I doubt anyone'd say Hallelujah. Pretty sure people'd be screaming things like, ""Augh! That guy just killed my mom!"""