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Joke of the Day
"My phone keeps going missing Serves me right for leaving it on airplane mode"
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"I don't get this joke. Can someone explain it to me? My sister's fiance is so short that he has trouble playing computer games. The only way he can reach the keyboard is if he lies flat on the ground."
"Knock Knock A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Interrupting Dyslexic Cow B: Interrupting Dys-- A: OOOOOOOOOM!"
"[jesus noticeably walking into work 3 days late] sorry i'm late i died"
"How do New Zealanders practice safe sex? (NSFW) They paint a red X on the back of the sheep that kick."
"How did the pig get to the hospital? In a hambulance."
"Starbucks can't be racist. Almost every drink they serve is black or mixed."
"Say, hypothetically, I was stuck in an air vent over a dressing room at Lane Bryant. What kind of legal issues am I dealing with?"
"An Eskimo was driving through new Zealand His car suddenly broke down after a small wait the mechanic told him ""aw shut bro you've blown a seal"" to which the Eskimo replies ""shut up you fuck sheep"""
"What's the difference between fishing and dating? In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk."