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Joke of the Day

"How did the sloth become President of the tree? He slept his way to the top."

"What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common? They both prefer to be called ""artists"" instead of what they really are."

"this is ur captain. sory for descending thru another cloud but ralph told me it was posible to land on one of these things so we keep trying"

"Why did the chimpanzee poop in his pants? because he went apeshit"

"THIS GIRL IS WEARING PINK CAMOUFLAGE WHERE ARE THERE PINK FORESTS"

"Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic."

"I met my statistics teacher at the store today... What are the odds!"

"What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus? nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton."

"Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target? because it was being driven by a woman"

"A Riddle: Where did the apple go when it's parents died? Answer: To a Bananas foster home."