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Joke of the Day
"Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic."
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"""I'm going to lay right here in the doorway and give people a dumb look as they trip over me.""- Damned dog.... Could've been me though."
"If it's true that we are here on earth to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?"
"I'm addicted to prescription glasses - Jay London"
"All my scars & bruises tell a story. The story of a guy who falls down A LOT when he's drunk."
"Why is it called PMS? ""Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."
"This Tweet has been a test of the Emergency Procrastination System."
"Why girls live longer than boys???? SHOPPING"" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,""PAYING the ""BILLS"" does"
"How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America? About 1 thousand Iraqis."
"Social butterfly? Nah. I'm more like a social Sasquatch. Some people swear they've seen me, but no one really believes them."