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Joke of the Day

"this is ur captain. sory for descending thru another cloud but ralph told me it was posible to land on one of these things so we keep trying"

"One day I'm going to cure blindness. You'll see! You'll all see!"

"Robin Williams was found dead in his house. The police suspect arson, but I doubtfire. Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2dacn8/no/cjnr8i8"

"What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs? A condescending con descending."

"What do you call crazy testicles? Cuckoonuts"

"Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger."

"What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!"

"'C' has just been promoted to the second letter of the alphabet! However R & D believe the rise in C levels will result in a loss of B's."

"Your Mum's so Mean she doesn't even have a standard deviation."

"Nicholas Cage... ...is where they keep all of the really bad Nicholases."