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Joke of the Day

"Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer The first one says to the other one, ""Does this taste funny to you?"" The other one says, ""No."""

"A man is running after a woman, just until she catches him."

"Marry Christmas Fuck New Year's Eve Kill Easter"

"What did the black man get for his son on christmas? Your bike."

"Why is your shit tapered? So your asshole don't slam shut."

"WHY DO BUGS KEEP FLYING AROUND YOU WHEN YOU ARE CLEARLY TRYING TO KILL THEM"

"What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper? They circle Uranus searching for clingons."

"I live by 2 simple rules: 1. Don't treat people like shit. 2. If any melted cheese gets on your paper plate, you must also eat the plate."

"A man walks into a bar and the bartender says: I think you've had enough already."

"If you can't do it naked, it's not worth doing."