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Joke of the Day
"Synonym rolls... Just like grammar used to make."
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"Knock knock Who's there A blond Blond who I'm just blond, does this seem like a joke? No, you're the joke :3"
"Date tip: buy a calendar"
"So one sperms says to the other sperm.. NSFW ""How long til we get to the ovaries?"" . The other sperm replies, ""hopefully soon, we just passed the tonsils"""
"My wife hasn't said a word to me in 6 days. What's even better is, she thinks it's punishment."
"What do you say to a girl with small tits? NOTHING!"
"What do you call a confidence game within a confidence game within (yet another) confidence game? Conception"
"A guy once lied about being a broom on the internet... I guess OP was a bundle of sticks."
"It's so annoying when you're trying to poison someone but they're just not thirsty :("
"So..... That thing on top ""i"" So the little dot on top of the letter i has a name.... You"