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Joke of the Day
"My GF likes it in the butt. She's an anal moll."
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"A fish with one eye... Was swimming along in a lake when he accidentally hit his head on a wall of concrete...and do you know what he said? Dam."
"..so in a technical sense, they're only relatively bad. My jokes are so bad, they sometimes appear to violate causality.."
"Are you cold? Come sit in the corner, it's 90 degrees."
"My favorite religion is that one that doesn't try to force their beliefs on you. What's that one called again?"
"If Chuck Norris catches you writing jokes about him, he'll smash your face into the keyjhesreqdzsf"
"A man is lying in a hospital bed. ""Doctor, how long do I have to live?"" asks the man. ""10,"" replies the doctor. ""10 what?"" ""9."""
"Mentally fistfighting everyone I pass on sidewalk (watched action movie earlier) my record is 33-10 but to be fair I walked by a school."
"I changed my password to ""incorrect"" So when I forget it my computer will tell me ""your password is incorrect"""
"Is this subreddit a vacuum? Because it sure does suck."