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Joke of the Day

"What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster? A failure."

"Nobody questions me when I watch a NSFW video at work because I'm a porn movie editor"

"What music does a mummy listen to? Wrap music"

"A ship carrying blue paint has collided with a ship carrying red paint in the English Channel. 32 sailors have been marooned"

"My review of the sun One star"

"Houston, we have a problem Houston: new phone who dis"

"Past, present and future walk into a bar... It was tense"

"What's black and can't swim? A microwave oven."

"What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers? The Daily Express."

"Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie."