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Joke of the Day
"Did you read the book ""Rusty Bedsprings"" by I. P. Nightly"
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"2-year-old: *points to my belly* Baby! Me: Yep, there's a baby in there! Will you love it? 2: I eat it. Well that escalated quickly."
"You hear about the guy who lost his eyelid in an accident? They used his foreskin for a skin graft. He turned out just fine, but he was a little cock eyed."
"This show 2 broke girls"
"Two gold fish are sitting in a tank... Two gold fish are sitting in a tank. One gold fish looks at the other and says: ""Hey man, how the hell do you drive this thing?"""
"What's a cats favorite firearm? A meowser"
"While filling out a survey, I came across the gender option: Canadian... I guess you could say I'm Eh-Sexual."
"Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice."
"[Eating] Waiter: How's the meal? Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ..."
"Biology Joke If I ever meet the cell cycle, I'm going to punch him in the phase."