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Joke of the Day
"I like my slaves how I like my coffee. Free."
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"Kisses make my day... But anal makes me hole weak."
"Me:Everything you know about me is a lie.Coworker:So you didnt dance naked in the fountain at the mall?Me: Everything other than that."
"What does a can of tuna say? Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy"
"Don't kiss your wife with a runny nose. You might think it's funny, but it's snot."
"Work tip: if you're going to ask your boss if you can ""work from home"", don't use air quotes."
"What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert? Joint custardy"
"What is the difference between picking your nose.... ...and fucking someone up the ass? When picking your nose, you hope something **will** be stuck to the end after you pull out!"
"My favorite Lil Wayne song is the one where he sounds like a constipated muppet trying to list off active ingredients in Children's Tylenol."
"It would be horrible if a Mexican male's name was rita. Hello, Senior Rita."