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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between picking your nose.... ...and fucking someone up the ass? When picking your nose, you hope something **will** be stuck to the end after you pull out!"

"""I wasn't born yesterday"" - Lying newborn baby"

"I am completely obsessed with collecting magazines. What can I say, I have issues."

"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Flush"

"Knock knock ""Hey Walter, wanna hear a joke?"" ""Sure"" ""Knock kno- "" ""I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!!!"""

"People with eyebrow, nose, and lip piercings always look like they landed face-first into a tackle box."

"How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? A dad joke has to reach father for a pun."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black."

"There's a new video game called Earthquake coming out. I heard it's groundbreaking."

"I did so much yard work today, I might get deported."