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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)"

"Our scariest president was probably Rushmore, because he had four heads"

"Abortion... ...it brings out the kid in you."

"Isn't it somewhat ironic that a woman who. hasn't been clean for years managed to die in a bath?"

"FOUND: 17 AGGRESSIVE DISEASED RATS LIVING IN LOCAL DUMPSTER. PLEASE CONTACT IF YOUR 17 AGGRESSIVE DISEASED PET RATS ARE MISSING."

"What is the definition of ""indefinitely""? When your balls slap your girlfriend's ass, you know you're in definitely."

"The best part about talking to a narcissist is how there isn't any pressure to add to the conversation."

"I went through an expensive and painful procedure yesterday, having had my spine and both testicles removed. Still, some of the wedding presents were fantastic."

"I went to a zoo with only one animal in it. It was a shih tzu."

"Why did the cook go to jail? For beating the eggs and whipping the cream!"