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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sad watermelon? melancholy"
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"Instructions in the Men's Room for hand washing. Because non-hand washers can't be bothered unless there's an opportunity to learn stuff."
"What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour? Everything's gonna be all white."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One makes your whole day the other makes your hole weak!"
"Two nuns are riding bicycles down a bumpy road... One turns to the other and say ""I never came this way before""."
"My friend has canceled our lunch plans three days in a row. I'm starting to think she really doesn't like lunch."
"""I ate thoup before it wath cool."" - Hipthter"
"Better than a Justin Bieber concert: 1. Being deaf. 2. A rattlesnake bite. 3. Chewing razor blades. 4. Licking a public toilet seat."
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ..because it was dead"
"If you're French in the bedroom, and Italian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European!"