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Joke of the Day

"There's so much sexism in this world. Just once I'd like to see a Maury show titled ""You are not the Mother""."

"I'll never understand why anyone would buy one of those flesh-colored Volkswagen beetle cars, it's like driving a giant testicle."

"At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!"

"u think u had a bad day? smh think about the tree that just got cut down to make flyers for the next nickelback concert"

"I just had my statistics exam Needless to say that I had some mean questions."

"What has four legs, is big, green, and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree on top of you, would kill you? A pool table."

"What's a Mexicans favorite candy? Jelly beaners."

"Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? He was drinking on the job."

"If I have an erection for more than 4 hours, she is going to need to see a doctor."

"i talk to dumb ppl the same way i talk to a puppy... ""who's blocking the exit?? WHO? who's blockin' the way!?! YOU are! yes you are!!!"""