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Joke of the Day
"Just came into a HUGH sum of money... I'm an ant and its a penny."
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"After wandering for 10 years in the Desert, a man finally stumbles upon a remote brothel. This was his return to syphilisation."
"I went to Florida, had sex with some gay reptiles and bought some bottles of sports drink I now have gatorades. :("
"Why are cowboys uncircumcised? So they have a place to put their chewing tobacco when they eat."
"How many black people does it take to start a riot.... -1"
"Rape. Short word, long sentence!"
"Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? He only comes once a year."
"Who is this Rorschach guy? And why does he keep making paintings of my parents fighting?"
"In a hotel room. The dog's growling and whimpering. My wife's worried the neighbours will think we're having sex."
"Did you hear about the guy who couldn't read? He spent the night in a warehouse."