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Joke of the Day
"What does a proud computer call his little son? A microchip off the old block."
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"What do you say when you kill five black people with one grenade? (Offensive) Triple kill!"
"They're playing Earth, Wind and Fire. I was not prepared to party this hard at Home Depot."
"How do you beat George Foreman in a fight? Punch him in the grill"
"Girlfriends are like puppies... They start out wanting to cuddle and kiss your face, but soon grow into a bitch."
"Remember when we cried as kids and our parents said, ""I'll give you something to cry about"" We thought they were going to hit us but instead they destroyed the housing market."
"Any TV can be a TV dinner if you eat TVs"
"What do you call a cow masterbating? Beef strokinoff"
"Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket? In case Johnny Onion Rings!"
"Did you see the recent movie about the rabbi? I forget which part they cut out."