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Joke of the Day
"What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!"
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"A midget went to visit the doctors There was a long wait and the nurse said ""you're going to have to be a little patient"""
"I like my women like I like my fish. An irregular plural."
"Trump's what you'd get if you poured a pot of glue, some glitter & a dog turd into your Build Your Own Hitler Kit and gave it a good shake."
"Can't believe people still say ""pot"" it's not the 70s anymore we call it ""saucepan"" now"
"What are your most hilarious jokes if you dont know your opposite person?"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog."
"Donald Trump is a presidential candidate I can relate to Both of us have fantasies with Trump's daughter"
"Home Alone is my favorite movie about the inevitable homicidal tendencies that come from prolonged neglect."
"Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum? The website required him to prove that he is not a robot."