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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow masterbating? Beef strokinoff"
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"I am so proud to be part of a society that needs television commercials to remind us not to lock our kids in hot cars."
"Eat that damn door We are waiting"
"What do you call a cow with no legs.. Ground beef"
"*Detective stands over murder victim* This looks like a case of... *Takes off sunglasses* *Removes contacts* *Brushes teeth* *Goes to bed*"
"Going fishing with my mates who all have the flu. I hope I catch something!"
"Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn't come back from the photo store? A. ""Some day my prints will come!"""
"[Boss' office] ""You're late AGAIN."" Drove back for my phone. ""Why do need it at work?"" It's all I do. ""WHAT?"" I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU."
"Bert : 'Ernie, do you want to get some icecream?' Ernie : 'Sherbert'"
"Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee? Because they hate French Press!"