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Joke of the Day
"Any TV can be a TV dinner if you eat TVs"
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"why do dolphin jokes always make you laugh? that's the porpoise. (came up with this at work...i love a good pun)"
"Don'tcha wish your g/f was fun like me? *plays Twister* Don'tcha wish your g/f was a freak like me? *regurgitates a jellyfish* Don'tcha...?"
"My ex just sent me a photo of her having sex with her new boyfriend. I sent it to her Dad"
"Hell: A place where all of the wine and liquor bottles have holes on the bottom... ...and the women don't."
"Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax? ... ... To stop Hispanic attacks."
"Remember, if you get dumped, it's only because they're looking for someone sexier and more attractive. It has NOTHING to do with you."
"A feminist one asked me ""What's your view on Lesbians""? I said ""1080p"""
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Mr Smith? Mr Smith went to Washington"
"What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth? A gummy bear."