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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when you kill five black people with one grenade? (Offensive) Triple kill!"
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"That thing your kid said wasn't funny."
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"A math teacher ought to be president... To make America integrate again."
"How would you describe frankenstein's birth? Shocking!"
"Why does Kim Jong Un have an email? So he can eat all the spam."
"He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He's a serial killer named Terrence Fishman & he plans to kill you Monday"
"I bought a book on DIY. So far my dad has read me 103 pages of it."
"How many pedants does it take to replace a burnt light bulb? Glass doesn't burn."
"What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS? Acting surprised."