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Joke of the Day
"How do you beat George Foreman in a fight? Punch him in the grill"
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"How do you get the water in a watermelon? Plant it in the spring."
"A man goes to the pharmacy to buy condoms. The pharmacist asks: Do you need a bag? He answers: She isn't that ugly!"
"I'm currently standing in the 12 items or less line, holding 16 items, freaking the fuck out."
"How do you tell which potato on the street corner is the prostitute? It has a sticker on it that says ""Idaho."""
"Who is this Rorschach guy?? And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
"Guy- What's your sign? Me- Stop"
"Snoop Dogg tweeted that he was in one of the shark costumes during the halftime show. ""That wasn't Snoop Dogg, it was just Snoop Lion."""
"Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ""So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."""
"Anger; the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind."