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Joke of the Day

"Our relationship is like an extra chromosome It's all downs from here"

"Why do pirates have trouble walking? Arrrr-thritis"

"Conan: Texas recently had 9 earthquakes in a day. But don't worry: Scientists are hard at work figuring out exactly what God was angry about"

"I am a proud member of the CBC Short for 'Canadians Against Dyslexia'"

"I once joked about Ebola. Everyone started laughing. It was contagious."

"A recent study by statisticians... ...shows the average human has one breast and one testicle."

"While teaching a CPR course, chuck norris actually brought the practice dummy to life"

"Yea, let's do that Old bull and young bull are enjoying a snack atop of hill one morning, and the young bull shouts 'let's run down there and fuck all these heifers!' Old bull replies ' let's walk'"

"Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports? Because all the replays are in shlomo."

"My girlfriend was very proud of this one. What does cats and festival attendees have in common? They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned."