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Joke of the Day

"Jesus loves you may be a wonderful thing to hear in church But it's a terrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison."

"Q: Why did the parasite listen to the clock? A: Because it liked the tick talk."

"100 kiloPascals go into a Bar.........."

"What's grey and comes in quarts? [NSFW] Elephants."

"I see you've chosen to express your midlife crisis with cologne."

"Admiral Ackbar sez, ""drop it like..."" http://i.imgur.com/R896U.jpg"

"Who would you save first? Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!"

"Asking me for advice is like asking broccoli to fix your bicycle."

"Dead Mexicans How do you bury a hundred Mexicans? In a casket."

"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do? He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog."