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Joke of the Day
"Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel? Because he looked pretty seedy!"
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"Mexican and Black jokes are all the same... You've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."
"Stevie Wonder Have you seen Stevie Wonders wife & kids lately? - No? Neither has he"
"A man enters a store and says: ""15 litres of wine please."" ""Did you bring a container for this?"" ""You're speaking to it."""
"The clock is ticking... 9:09 9:10 George Bush 9:12"
"What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer? Long neck or giraffed?"
"What do you call an abortion at Hogwarts? *Avada kedavra!*"
"Don't you just hate it when people answer their own questions? I do."
"I would like to learn more about frequencies But whenever I try to measure it, it only Hertz"
"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake at night, wondering if there is a dog."