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Joke of the Day

"My night was going great until a neighbor flew their drone over my property. So I grabbed my shotgun and yelled, ""Pull!"""

"A man was walking through the woods with a little boy... It starts getting dark and the boy says to the man ""I'm scared"". The man replies ""YOU'RE scared? I have to walk out of here alone""."

"99 Problems If you havin adventure problems I feel bad for you son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one. Hit me!"

"I went to a feminist picnic last weekend... No one made any sandwiches."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands."

"I've got a pretty big role coming up It's a cinnamon roll."

"Mopeds are for men who want to ride motorcycles but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas"

"why did the chicken cross the road 69 ahhahaaha"

"When you give up and stop believing in yourself, it's much easier to worship and idolize another. That's how ass kissing and celebrity worshiping begins."

"What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love? Yeah you like that you dirty pore?"