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Joke of the Day

"They say you should test your fire alarm once a month... But it's costing me a fortune in houses!"

"*writes ""with my squad"" under a picture of me and several cats"""

"At some point shouldn't airlines be embarrassed their airplanes are older than those cars people drive in Cuba?"

"What do you call a former lacrosse player? Ex Lax."

"The other day, I was looking through my socks, when I found one had a hole in it... ""darn it..."" I muttered."

"wife: ""HOW ARE WE OUT OF ICE AGAIN?"" me: ""DUNNO,"" I yell from the bathroom; the penguin and I can barely contain our laughter."

"Air & Sex Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"So, putting a ""caution wet floor"" sign down before delivering my best pick up line is frowned upon...."

"I was an addict. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around."

"Moses joke Moses was the first person to use Control+C as a shortcut."