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Joke of the Day

"Gangs should do drive-bys with t-shirt guns it'd be less violent & the shirt could say ""you suck"" so the target still gets the message"

"Found a quarter on the ground the other day You could say it 'changed' my life"

"I wonder how many Viagra induced unrequited boners go home from the bar or club staring up at their owners in complete dismay?"

"every fight is a food fight... ...when you're a cannibal."

"What to say during sex * ooh * ee * ooh ahh ahh * ting * tang * walla walla bing bang"

"I told my friend that playing with money was not funny, He told me that I had no cents of humor."

"Angelina Jolie needs to take some time off her busy schedule of feeding the hungry and poor in third world countries and feed herself for a change."

"Wow, it's beautiful outside. I should probably do something. Like close the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen."

"What did my wife say to me? I want a divorce"

"She wears short skirts I eat pizza She's cheer captain And I'm still eating pizza"