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Joke of the Day

"I wonder how many Viagra induced unrequited boners go home from the bar or club staring up at their owners in complete dismay?"

"A pirate walks into a bar... With a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, ""hey what's with the steering wheel?"" and the pirate says, ""Arrgghhh.... it drives me nuts."""

"Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth."

"*leads horse to water* ""You're not gonna drink, are you?"" *horse neighs* ""It's The Fountain of Eternal Youth."" Horse: You're not foaling me."

"Wanna hear a joke? The Black Lives Matter movement."

"TIL that DNA originally stood for National Dyslexic Association"

"Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets."

"Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence defeat go before detail !"

"What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them"

"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to"