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Joke of the Day

"What to say during sex * ooh * ee * ooh ahh ahh * ting * tang * walla walla bing bang"

"How to Be Good At Twitter 1. don't be 2. don't have that be your goal 3. aim higher 4. seriously, go outside or something"

"How was my soup? Souperb."

"An uneducated man was in the hospital` Doctor: I'm sorry,but your kidneys are failing Man: But my kidneys never went to a school?"

"There are rumours big Canadian banks Scotia and TD may merge... giving Canada one giant STD"

"write pizza as all the answers for homework because pizza is always the answer"

"Professor: Today's exam is written. Next week we will do oral Class in unison: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND"

"I want to be a ""cool"" uncle, so I let my nephew play with all the things I wasn't allowed to when I was his age. Mostly knives and bleach."

"The life expectancy of reindeer is 8-10 years. We can stop singing about Rudolph now."

"God's first concept for a long-necked quadriped was just a rough giraffe."