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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Moroccan candy distributor? Fez dispenser."
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"What do you call the act of turning over in bed to switch from the missionary position to doggy style? A sexual revolution."
"Pussy Me: Let me tell you a joke. Me: Pussy. You: ... Me: Do you get it? You: No.. Me: Exactly."
"INFORMER!!! Younosaydahdfrxqpgirnmekdmhgjwrztnhyenixblaamm... A LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWN!"
"Retweeting a compliment is like getting a compliment from someone and then conference calling a bunch of people and telling them about it."
"How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's Force fed"
"Ok you with pneumonia, go sit between the perfectly healthy lady and the guy with the blood shooting out of his leg and wait. -hospitals"
"Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution."
"I have had sex with so many other men this week I can't keep em all straight"
"i couldn't tell you, officer, they were wearing masks, they could have been any group of armed anthropomorphic turtles"