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Joke of the Day

"i couldn't tell you, officer, they were wearing masks, they could have been any group of armed anthropomorphic turtles"

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"What's the difference between... NSFW What's the difference between a joke and a 12"" dick? You can't take a joke."
"Zayn leaving one direction is just like putting a fork into a sausage.. It leaves four little pricks."
"she used to like me. boy: k girl: every kiss begins with k boy: too bad ugly starts with u! girl:... boy: apply cold water to that burn"
"What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit? edit: nevermind..."
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"what do you get when one rapper eats another? FOOD CHAINZZZ!!"
"So I'm in Ikea.... ...and I ask the salesperson, ""Is this a finished desk?"" and she says, ""No, it's Swedish."" (edited to make more better)"