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"INFORMER!!! Younosaydahdfrxqpgirnmekdmhgjwrztnhyenixblaamm... A LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWN!"
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"How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss? Jesus!"
"[at my intervention] mom: some of us feel uncomfortable with your pinned tweet"
"Have you heard that joke they don't tell gays?"
"A kid came to my door earlier dressed like a mime, so I pretended to put candy in his basket."
"[stranded on Mars] me: [journal day 1] I have enough rations for 300 maybe 400 days me: [journal day 2] I am out of rations"
"If Barnes and Noble started selling paint, what colors would they sell?.. 50 Shades of Grey"
"A blind man enters a fishmarket... ""Hello Ladies"""