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Joke of the Day

"My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was."

"How many Australians have been killed by Ebola? Just one, Phillip Hughes"

"Did you read the novel about the US drug epidemic? The heroin gets abused."

"The first time I realised I was dyslexic... Was when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."

"I don't believe in beating my kids, so I make them wear a Justin Bieber shirt & crocs to school so the other kids will do it for me."

"The DJ just asked me ""How low can you go..."" So I slept with his wife and took custody of his kids."

"A leper walks up to a hooker and says ""keep the tip."""

"My wife came home one day... ... to find me doing her sister up the arse. ""How could you do this to me?"" she cried. I responded, ""Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."""

"I can't wait for the season finale of... ...America."

"Joke Q: Why do Jews like watching dirty movies backwards? A: Because they like the part were prostitute gives the money back!"