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Joke of the Day
"My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was."
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"Two bookworms were having a dispute... ...across an open book until one bookworm moves closer to the other and says, ""well then, I'm glad we're on the same page."""
"I like my women like I like my downloads... ...unzipped and on my desktop."
"Trump: ""Knock knock."" Donald Trump: ""Knock knock."" - Who's there? ""No way-Jose"" - No way-Jose who? ""No way-Jose getting over that fucking WALL"""
"NSFW - What do arrogant pricks and tampons have in common? ... They are both stuck up cunts."
"What do Donald Trump and Mondays have in common Nobody likes them."
"I tried to buy a new boomerang today but I couldn't throw my old one away."
"I'm gonna start using my cat's ages like y'all do your kids. 5 just projectile vomited and 1 is trying to eat it off the floor."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Gagsalotofdong"
"The best way to show someone you hate them is to serve them food without cheese on it."