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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank the coffee before it was cool."
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"So I tried to get a ride from Subway., Turns out that they don't deliver"
"IHTGYATSWTFIM = I had to Google your acronym to see what the fuck it meant."
"I found out ""penis"" means ""tail"" in Latin. That must be why chasing tail never ended well for me."
"What did one doctor say to the other doctor? ""We're both doctors"""
"Spicy Pickup Line If I had a can of salt, I'd assault you. But all I have is cumin."
"Did you know if you put your ear up to a strangers leg, you can actually hear them say; ""What the fcuk are you doing?"""
"What's long, black, and dangerous to cut? The line at KFC."
"what's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? beer nuts are $1.69 and deer nuts are under a buck"
"My friend said his dog retrieved a ball he threw over a mile away. I don't know, that seems pretty far fetched."