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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jacob Sartorious and Hitler? Hitler knows when to kill himself."

"Purchasing a rain barrel often leads to buying more water collecting devices I guess you could say a rain barrel is a gateway jug. (Modified from a story heard on NPR) : )"

"What do you do with a dead chemist? You Barium."

"Blizzards are like sex it's really fun while it's happening but afterwards there's a lot of white stuff laying around that no one knows what to do with"

"Studies show that most New Yorkers are offended by 9/11 jokes. The study also revealed that they thought the other 2/11 jokes were funny."

"What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea? Billy Ocean"

"Do you know what ""relative humidity"" is? It's that little drop of sweat that forms on the tip of your nose when you're fucking your cousin."

"Did you hear how Mexico announced it's solving their country's housing crisis? The Mexican government has decided to build apartment"

"I like playing chess with bald men in the park... although its hard to find 32 of them."

"A black dude walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar tender goes ""Awesome, Where'd you get that?"" The parrot replies ""Africa, there's thousands of them there."""