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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care!"

"Why is the letter ""B"" so cold? Because its between AC..."

"Knock Knock? Who is there? Willis. Willis who? Willis d**k fit in your mouth?"

"I bet Oscar Pistorius has a rough time in prison. He can't even stand up for himself."

"TIL Redditors are easy to fool."

"What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender? No boos for me."

"Don't beat your cock That little pecker might stand erect in spite of your firm grip and come to stick its beak in your big brown eyes."

"[NSFW] Why was the Pedophile depressed? Because he couldn't fit in"

"I tried commiting suicide today. Never doing that shit again. I almost killed myself"

"I was wondering why my laptop saying Hello And Hello And then I remembered.... It's a dell"