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Joke of the Day

"My friends and i wanted to dressup as the Pokemon Trio today to play Pokemon Go... Unfortunately our friend Brock was too busy chasing tail, so it got cancelled."

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"why netflix and chill? Because amazon and chill has 1 day delivery."
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"My doctor told me I was fat. I said I'd like a second opinion and he said ""you're ugly too"" :-/"
"Kim Jong Un ""When I said nuke the Chinese, I meant microwave the takeout from yesterday!"""
"If Apple Saudi Arabia made a Wrestling Game, it would be called... iSlam."
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"I was on a date and my credit card got declined. Her credit card got declined too. Then I knew I was in love."