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Joke of the Day
"Mexican and black jokes are all the same Once you have heard Juan you have heard Jamal."
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"A lot of things are going to change since I got my girlfriend pregnant. Including my name, address and phone number."
"I lost my job performing circumcisions I just couldn't cut it."
"I have never understood why living in the poor part of town... ...makes your skin darker."
"The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given."
"I'm gonna rock and roll til 9pm and only party on weekends"
"I bought my retarded son a Komodo dragon, but for safety reasons we keep him in his cage. Away from the Komodo dragon."
"Most girls know what they're wearing next Halloween because they saw another girl wearing it last night."
"What did the dog say to the fireman? The roof is on fire."
"What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Old Soviet-era joke told in Russia: What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Nothing at first, but then the sand shortages will start."