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Joke of the Day
"Kim Jong Un ""When I said nuke the Chinese, I meant microwave the takeout from yesterday!"""
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"How can you tell when your drowning in milk? When it gets pasteurise."
"I saw a dead baby gohst laying on the ground this morning. Turns out it was just a tissue."
"I brought my camera to a strip club for my photography project I ended up failing because everyone in my photos was over-exposed."
"What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!"
"Oh so you like metal? Name three blacksmiths Will, Jaden and Willow"
"Am I annoying yet? How about now? Now? Now? Now? How about now? Now? Now? Now? Maybe now? Now? Now? Meow? Meow? Meow? Meow? Meow? Meow?"
"*Shocking News*: Critics Say Kindergartner's Homework ""Doesn't Add Up"""
"What is the difference between Vinod Khosla and Rajat Gupta Vinod khosla made his money in information technology while Rajat Gupta made his money by selling information with the help of technology"
"a couple of bros... ""I wanna know. Which one of you is Bro Montana, and which is Terrell Browens?"""