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Joke of the Day
"What did the Pharaoh's wife nickname her husband after he farted during sex? Toot n' comin'"
Next Joke
"Watch it bro, your mouth's writing checks your body can't cash. Because you write really sloppy with the pen in your mouth. Seriously, wtf?"
"Have you ever been in a Schindler's Lift? If you have, then did you ever feel that it could have carried more people?"
"Leviticus 20:13 legalises gay marriage and marijuana: ""If a man lays with another man he should be stoned""."
"Did you hear about the Ethiopian man that fell into an alligator pit? They say he ate 7 alligators before they could drag him out of there."
"Q: What do you call an 800 pound gorilla? A: Anything he wants to be called."
"Why was the pilot jealous of the chef? Because of his ground thyme."
"Strings are usually pretty straight Unless they're knot"
"What's good for the soul and rarely found in America? A sense of humor."
"Who decided smiling would be the default expression for pictures?"