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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever been in a Schindler's Lift? If you have, then did you ever feel that it could have carried more people?"

"I said to her: ""Two more inches and I'd be a king"" ""Two inches less and you'd be a queen"", she replied."

"What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have? Belle curves."

"How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!"

"Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams, today I asked her to marry me She said no both times"

"Who's Microsoft's favorite musician? Adele"

"Facebook jokes are always Click Next to read more"

"*slaps the cup out of the barista's hand* ""No. I want Asriel, the guy with the man-bun, to make my latte. He has a better energy"""

"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would use to make someone's legs disappear That's a Frankie Boyle joke"

"How much calcium is in a kiss? Enough to make a bone hard."