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Joke of the Day
"Strings are usually pretty straight Unless they're knot"
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"How come Abraham Lincoln never went to jail? Because he was in a cent"
"[sermon] There will come a day when Christ will drive out evil from our land, and it will be the Judgment Day! *T-1000 shifts nervously*"
"Yelling ""PARKOUR"" whenever your toddler falls over is an easy way to make him look like a cool free runner rather than a clumsy little idiot"
"I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday... He said it's the most violent book he's ever read."
"A Freddie Mercury Joke If you had sex with Freddie Mercury and got AIDS, would that be considered Mercury poisoning?"
"What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common? They both run in your jeans (genes)"
"How does a Scandinavian man catcall? ""Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."""
"""With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years"" -Bob Monkhouse"
"What 6 words destroy any religious argument as well as your oppositions desire and ability to continue said argument? 1.)Prove 2.)That 3.)Shit 4.)You 5.)Fucking 6.)Cunt"