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Joke of the Day

"Watch it bro, your mouth's writing checks your body can't cash. Because you write really sloppy with the pen in your mouth. Seriously, wtf?"

"Why is Santa Claus's sack always so full? Because he only comes once a year"

"The Japanese have two words for dog One is as a pet, the other is as a meal"

"BUT GHOSTBUSTERS NEVER GAVE US THEIR NUMBER."

"How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Moderate Islam. ....... That's strange. I could've sworn I heard a knock at the door."

"In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviet."

"What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship? Imsosaurus!"

"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side"

"Yoda says words out of order because his college English class was at 7 am. He never went once - ""very early, it is"" he would say"