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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Ethiopian man that fell into an alligator pit? They say he ate 7 alligators before they could drag him out of there."

"what kinda bees make milk. boobies...."

"According to movies when a huge object is chasing you, left and right turns do not exist."

"If you think Big Government is bad... Wait until you see *Yuge* Government."

"What's black and always in the back of a police car? The seat."

"What's the difference between a stripclub and a circus? One has cunning stunts and the other has stunning cunts."

"[Nerd joke] Yo mamas so fat... That her jiggle physics can break a gtx titan x quad sli"

"I killed a duck that had been bothering me recently. The judge charged me with murder most fowl."

"Whens someone says you've changed, it simply means you've stopped living your life their way"

"I had an issue with my XBone suddenly breaking & emitting smoke... I wasn't too disappointed that my XBone crashed and burned but I couldn't stand the fact that the smoke was even in low-res"