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Joke of the Day

"I faked a cough to get out of work. I tell myself I wasn't lying... I was just being SARScastic."

"me: one time i almost got trampled to death in a mosh pit kid: did you die? me: hmm"

"What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike? A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it."

"so awkward when the bill for the wall comes out and no one reaches for it"

"What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it."

"What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !"

"Why do Greeks like fried foods? Because they're greasy"

"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite dice game? Benghahtzee."

"Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi. And... Why did the fungi leave the party? Because there wasn't much room."

"Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole."