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Joke of the Day

"The shittiest joke I know. A: My book is coming out soon! B: Really?Cool, congratulations. A: Thanks. I probably shouldn't have eaten it in the first place, though."

"Some pages troll us by making a pixel or two on the page black so that we think it's a smudge... why would anyone do that? I just can't put my finger on it."

"i'm trying to lose weight so i ordered a salad and i immediately got annoyed thinking about the salad i would have to eat."

"If you can't handle me at my Walmart, you don't deserve me at my Target."

"A boy is asking santa for a heavy sweater for christmas present so santa send him a sumo wrestler"

"Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock? It doesn't protect from harmful rays"

"When people tell me, ""It's easy as Pi"" I tell them that they're being irrational"

"Long story short, I accidentally left the cat in the refrigerator."

"Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail? Because of sanitation reasons."

"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the kid? Would you like to buy some candy?"