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Joke of the Day
"I bet Elmo wonders about how they might stop funding PBS. And sometimes why."
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"Girl, you're like school in june.. No class."
"TIL Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey."
"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."
"WINDEX CEO: listen, I can't have you making puns anymore. EMPLOYEE: okay, I just want to make things clear-- CEO: you're fired."
"What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot? A lamingTON!"
"Welcome to Business Job. Squeeze my hand and I'll squeeze yours. There, now we're acquaintances. Here's your 3 walls and chair."
"Stopped by the apple store to see if they have a better phone than the Samsung Galaxy S3......ilaughed"
"Mopeds are for men who want to ride motorcycles but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas"
"Shortest joke a software developer can tell: ""I'll be ready soon."" Software Engineering try o do work smart not to work hard."