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Joke of the Day
"How do you say, Richard and Robert raped the rabbit, with no R's Dick and Bob fucked a bunny."
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"Date: what kind of work do you do? Me: I dabble in real estate [Dad yells down the stairs] She visits open houses and eats the free cheese"
"Why is the ocean blue? Because all the fish in there goes ""bloo bloo bloo"""
"If I were to make a glory hole... I would make it out of walnut."
"9/11 jokes are just... Plane wrong."
"Whoa whoa whoa. Stand down, nipples. It's just a little chilly weather, nothing to get excited about."
"I own 2 types of fossilised animal excrement I'm a shit collector."
"I don't get people that talk to themselves"
"A Valentines joke from yours truly, Cyclops <3 x Roses are Red Violets are Red Everything is Red...sigh"
"you know what never gets old? Children who died at a young age."