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Joke of the Day

"I told my son I'm a motherfucker...... He was like. ""You fuck mothers...... lesbo."" I replied. "" Ain't a lesbo if it's myself."""

"What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop."

"Whoever said ""The best things in life are free"" obviously knew a very unsuccessful coke dealer."

"How do you break a Polish man's finger? Punch him in the nose."

"what do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery person have in common? They have to smell it, but they can't taste it."

"Pantyhose How many animals can you fit in a pantyhose? 10 little piggies 2 calves 1 ass 1 beaver A bunch of hares and.. 1 fish that no one can find."

"Just want to point out the NRA's plan to stop school shootings is literally the plot of Kindergarten Cop."

"Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"A long queue of people waiting to be hit in the face This is the punch line"

"The guy who invented throat lozenges just died... I heard there will be no coffin at his funeral."